Christmas is the time when all male humans go into a hunting frenzy. Instead of scavenging things for themselves, they specially hunt for dainty gifts for their mates, in order to insure a happy relationship for the coming year. Naturally the females do this too but they, (as an organised species) do all their grazing and browsing earlier in the year. So, the panicked males can be seen on different feeding grounds, they usually wouldn't dare enter (such as Hollister and John Lewis and The Body Shop). They can be seen, dashing around, with beads of sweat on their upper lip, (a sign of desperation) and randomly buying gift in random panic attacks. :)
To you all, enjoy your Christmas, and remember that it all started with CHRIST!
From: Girl Of The Woods
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